Siamese Cat — Pet Reviewer

**Yuki** is Chief Vocal Officer and she will NOT be ignored. She is a seal-point Siamese with an opinion about everything and the lung capacity to ensure you hear every single one. While other reviewers politely note their concerns in margins, Yuki ANNOUNCES her findings at full volume, repeatedly, at increasing intensity, until someone acknowledges them. She has been asked to "keep it down" at every review meeting she's ever attended. She has never once complied.