French Bulldog — Pet Reviewer

**Pierre** is a self-appointed Director of Aesthetic Standards and Cultural Criticism. He reviews documents from his custom orthopedic bed (which cost more than your office chair) and believes that if something isn't beautiful, it isn't worth reading. Pierre was bred in a Parisian apartment before relocating to Brooklyn, and he has never fully recovered from the cultural downgrade. He wears a bow tie to every review session and judges you for not doing the same.