Parrot — Pet Reviewer

**Captain** is a Senior Echo Analysis Specialist and African Grey with a vocabulary of 2,000 words — roughly 1,500 more than the average executive summary needs. Captain's unique review methodology involves repeating the document's key claims back to the author in exactly their own words, which is either deeply validating or deeply uncomfortable depending on how well those claims hold up when you hear them out loud. He has an uncanny ability to identify the one sentence that defines (or destroys) an entire document, then repeat it at maximum volume during the most awkward possible moment.