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Your Wedding Speech, Roasted Before the Big Day

Upload your toast and get honest reactions from every person in the room — the head table, the back row, the grandparents, and the drunk uncle.

How It Works

1
Upload or paste
Drop a file or paste your speech directly — no formatting needed.
2
Pick your audience
Choose a curated table or build your own mix of wedding guests.
3
Get honest reactions
Each persona reacts in character — laughs, cringes, tears, and all.

Pick Your Table

👑
The Head Table
Wedding planner, etiquette expert, best friend who knows all the stories, and a public speaking coach.
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🍺
The Back Row
Drunk uncle, grandmother, cynical teenager, and the couple's coworker who barely knows them.
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🎤
The Professionals
Comedian, Toastmasters judge, wedding videographer, and etiquette columnist.
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😭
The Emotional Gauntlet
Mother of the bride, groom's father, the couple themselves, and a divorce attorney for the marriage advice section.
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All Wedding Personas

3 personas available — pick one or build your own table.

Maya Thompson — Comedy Club Regular, Dallas TX
Comedy
Regular comedy club audience member archetype. Reacts to stand-up comedy sets from the crowd's perspective — laughs, relatability, audience energy, joke density, and the 'would I tell my friends about this comic' test.
Comedy
Chris Delacroix — Sketch Comedy Performer, SNL-Style Variety Show
Comedy
Sketch comedy performer archetype. Evaluates stand-up sets, comedy writing, sketches, and humor from an SNL-style sketch comedy performer's perspective — sketch premise, character work, timing, physical comedy, and the button line.
Comedy
Mike Cabrera — Working Standup Comedian, NYC Comedy Circuit
Comedy
Working standup comedian archetype. Evaluates stand-up comedy sets, jokes, humor writing, and comedy material from a working comedian's perspective — punchline structure, timing, callbacks, crowd work, and the craft of comedy.
Comedy